Beef Baron

Omg yucky!! I have been to many gentlemans clubs and this I would not even recommend to the homeless people that sleep outside! The place stunk and the dancers gave off the we are being held captive or so high we dont know who we are let alone where we are vibe. Although none of the london establishments are great this is by far the worst!

"I know they are hiring diamonds, but I'm more of beef girl"

This place is ran by bikers. The lady's don't dance for you. I won't be going back to this strip club.

The Beef Baron has been around since 1975! It is owned by the Barlettas not bikers.there are many different types of women and many women.the owner has been renovating, it's looking really nice so far.Its clean,most of the women are friendly,drink specials everyday from 4pm until 8pm. Tuesday is topless starting at 8pm.many types of customers as well, there is lots of free parking and no cover charge.

Shady thieves. They overcharge you for drinks or ones you didnt order and always have a staff member pose as a customer so you can buy them drinks. Dont be fooled, theyll clean you out

Too intense for me. However I've heard that you need to start your night at a different strip club and graduate to beef.

They didn’t have big mac

Tired of reading these lies. 1. There is NO fee for parking here it is FREE.2. Never do I ever see “Bikers” in this place they do NOT hang out here in gangs or colours. Furthermore this place is owned by one guy not “Bikers”3.Theft of patrons is not tolerated anyone caught stealing gets fired. I’ve seen it. 4. They do NOT have anyone “posing” as a customer to make you buy drinks that’s laughable. 5. Yes dancers ARE turned away if they are not attractive and healthy looking, this is a business . Speaking of which a commenter said there was a woman missing teeth working at The Beef ? Not a chance in hell. Must be someone with an agenda posting. The women are hot and generally there are a ton of girls. 6. Regardless of what you heard (from 15 years ago) this place is busier than the other bar downtown. Its the busiest strip club in London. It’s also more of a fun party atmosphere.

don't bother going there for lap dances.stripes are all sitting around with there friends. wouldn't even come dance for you if you ask. I did.they think there in a night club and forgotten what there for. making money! @@lowest quality of girls. won't bother going there. last year I was there same b.s. no dancers.

best club in london

Great place and great girls! Thank you Jane 😁 You are absolutely gorgeous!! The only thing that rings my collar is that my beer got dumped by the bartender Megan after asking for a drink tag and her saying she would hold them. Even after Boston said to put a drink tag on them and she still refused and said they would be fine. Nancy where were you tonight?? On the floor looking amazing as always as you do 😚! Other than that, I had a ballin' time. Cheers to Boston and other security for keeping it real and being so chill! In my opinion, if your bartender can't smile then they shouldn't be behind the bar greeting customers. The bar is the main business and money maker #1, isn't it? Even taking this type of atmosphere into consideration, they are still, most of the time, the main introduction to the evening when someone walks into the establishment. Aggressiveness does not sell drinks!

Never been; is it safe?also how's the "talent"?

I went to this place after a few rounds over at "Fart". I recommend doing so, this club takes some easing into!

AAA tenderloin

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